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  • Me: do you like rough sex
  • Them: yeah lip biting is great
  • Me: no you don't understand
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When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog. A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via tastefullyoffensive)
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You do not need pasta. Me laying in bed talking to myself at 1:30 in the morning  (via seabelle)

Me literally

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Posted: September 18th • 7:07 • 212,004 notes
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If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

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"im tired of seeing posts about Ferguson" yeah well im tired of white cops killing black people so


Posted: September 18th • 7:06 • 33,511 notes
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